Inside The Perimeter

Because you are reading this I am confident that my first mushroom foraging was successful. I brought home a flush of oyster mushrooms, as identified by me using books and a cheat sheet, cleaned them, and have eaten them three times this week. I did not get sick, and I live to tell the tale!

This morning I am volunteering with Trees Atlanta. Today’s shift will be my sixth this calendar year, thus earning me a new Trees Atlanta t-shirt to replace the one I earned 25 years ago.

Wordle: three, my starter was RISKY. Today’s solution was yet another from my starter list that I didn’t pick on the correct day!

What a busy day yesterday…
I drove to Marietta at 9:30am and returned home after dinner at Betsy’s at 8:30pm.

What I accomplished:
– shopped at a Total Wine store
– shopped at a Dollar Tree store
– shopped at two different Goodwill stores
– had a dental checkup (which turned out well)
– ate Chinese food for lunch
– picked up seven pumpkins from the church across the street from Barb’s (thanks for the tip, Barb)
– shopped at two different Nam Dae Mun grocery stores (and couldn’t find the item I wanted in either, so I will have to return to the location in Morrow)
– bought an iPad Air at the Cumberland Apple Store

What I didn’t accomplish:
– get a haircut
– drink beer at Schoolhouse Brewing

Frustrations:
– traffic driving home fucking suuuuuuuuucked
– the lid on the dish washing liquid opened and some of the liquid oozed into its shopping bag and onto some of the items in the bag

Wordle: two, my starter was STAGE

I have made it to Day #800 in Duolingo. However, I have to admit that my lust for using the app has waned over the past six weeks, and I have no intention of renewing my Super Duolingo subscription at year’s end.

Wordle: three, my starter was COUPE

I’ve become pretty good at making one specific loaf of bread following the recipe and baking instructions that came with the Average Joe Artisan Bread Kit that I bought a long time ago. I know it’s been a long time ago because apparently the company was voluntarily dissolved in 2015.

Yesterday was a fairly non-productive day because I wasn’t feeling especially energetic.

Wordle: four, my starter was BLIND

Well, my weather apps certainly failed me this weekend. Neither of the two apps I consulted mentioned rain in Rutledge, especially the downpours which occurred overnight on Saturday and Sunday. Needless to say, I was inappropriately prepared for this. Thankfully my tent was up to the task, so nothing got wet, but there was plenty of mud with which to be dealt. I managed to hang dry the tent’s rain fly upon getting home yesterday, bringing it inside again so that it wouldn’t freeze this morning.

Overall the weekend was fun. We all had a lot of laughs, swapped some old stories, and drank a lot of beer.

Wordle: six, my starter was ENTRY. My third consecutive six because I keep getting into Wordle Battles (having multiple options but choosing the wrong ones) and playing on Hard Mode.

I’m alive!

I’m camping in Rutledge, GA and there is very limited cell service.

Wordle in three, starting with MOPED

I’m frustrated by the music industry, or perhaps the streaming services, by the lack of attention to detail regarding album release dates. This fault is going to make a future endeavor of mine harder. At the beginning of next year, or perhaps sooner, I want to listen to the entire catalog of a chosen musician/band, in order of album release. However, as notified by Apple Music just yesterday, The Who have a new album on Apple Music called “Who Are You”. Save ITP-Reader Jenka, the rest of you probably also recognize that “Who Are You” was originally released in the 1970s (1978 to be exact), yet when you look at The Who’s discography in Apple Music “Who Are You” is marked with a 2025 release date. I do t care if there are extra songs, or the online album now consists of unreleased or remastered tracks, this album was released in 1978 goddammit!

I feel as if one day, hopefully soon, I will randomly pick the correct starter word from my Wordle Starter List and score another ace. Yesterday’s solution, SHORT, was the word I chose as a starter four times in the past three months, the latest time being ten days ago.

Wordle: frustrating five, my starter was OPIUM. Maybe I’m not as close to scoring an ace as I thought…

As much as I hate to think about it, the useful lifespan of my beloved iPad Pro 10.5″, on which I am typing this, is coming to an end. This model of iPad stopped being targeted for operating system updates last year, and now I can barely get four hours of use before its battery plummets toward 0%. And for anyone wondering, this current iPad has virtually no value for trade in, only $60, so I’d keep it and repurpose it as a music player that is constantly plugged in using one of the increasingly obsolescent Lightning cables that I have on hand.

While there is always money in the banana stand, err, bank, for a new shiny $1000 iPad Pro 11″, Christ just typing that gives me shivers, I’m weighing all of my options. This is especially true because the same comment can be made for my aging Apple Watch, whose battery also diminishes much quicker than desired.

Wordle: three, my starter was CRUEL

I forgot to mention yesterday that on Sunday night I had a dream in which I was speaking German, well, trying to speak German. In my dream I spoke better than I normally do, which is weird since how could I possible form better sentences in my dream? I don’t want to give the impression that I was anywhere near fluent, because I distinctly remember telling the woman to whom I was speaking that I understood German grammar, but my vocabulary was limited.

Wordle: four, my starter was FAIRY

On Saturday I returned the concept of discipline to my life. I started the day by stepping onto a scale for the first time in months, and needless to say, I was displeased.

It wasn’t until about 6:45am yesterday when I saw the first signs of daybreak that I remembered the clocks went back an hour. What a bunch of nonsense that will most likely never get resolved in my lifetime; see also: southside BeltLine.

Wordle: four, my starter was GRAVY