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I Always Knew My Lawn Was Shit

Last night I got proof as I watched one of the neighborhood cats use it as a litterbox. I figured that the cat did what came naturally, its shit was providing fertilizer for a future lawn, and if having cats … Continue reading

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Now That’s More Like It

I was awake before the alarm this morning. Even though (why do I always think that should be one word?) I rolled around and lallygagged for about and hour before getting out of the house I still managed to get … Continue reading

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Sleep Should Be A Four-Letter Word

Since I’ve just gotten out of bed, two hours later than planned, today’s post will be written at lunchtime. Maybe it was the heat. Maybe it was the hash. Maybe it was the beer. Or maybe it was the combination … Continue reading

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Get Ready For Some Rain

This morning I had to gas up the Jackmobile. The car needed a serious windshield cleaning, but when I saw that the gas station’s car washing machine was on I quickly decided to give it a good washing. This is … Continue reading

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What’s The Point Of Setting Alarms?

There are now three, count them three, alarms that go off each morning and still I manage to go back to sleep. I need a good three-day period where I am completely tired and not able to take a late-afternoon … Continue reading

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Happy Anniversary, Baby

Days come. Days go. I’ve just realized that I’ve forgotten a few milestone dates recently and today marks another. – Monday May 28th, Memorial Day, marked my eighth anniversary of hashing. I’ll always remember the day because I started on … Continue reading

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My Internet Tubes Have Clogged Arteries

Man things are moving slowly today. Could it be that our lack of rain has caused the internets to start dying? Hello Governor, Is That You? Rarely does procrastination pay off. Yesterday was one of those rarities. For a few … Continue reading

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Fat Is Where It Is At!

Do As I Say, Notsomuch As I Do It was great that I woke up yesterday morning and headed over to my friend Bill’s house for a run. Every other week the SAC (Sunday Athletes’ Alcoholics’ Club) gets together for … Continue reading

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Band Names And Ramblings

This time zone is currently killing me I expected to sleep late yesterday morning, but when the alarm went off this morning and I returned to sleep for three hours I was a little weirded out. They Deliver Even When … Continue reading

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Back With A Vengence

I wanted to return to my normal life relaxed and happy. Instead I returned to a home which lacks air conditioning, a bike rack situation that needs to be corrected, finding out that the computer memory I ordered last week … Continue reading

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