Dear Target,
If Saturday afternoon is any indication, you have obviously figured out the Secret Sauce for attracting women who I think are extremely pretty. While there I saw no fewer than ten such women that caused me to do double-takes. Certainly some of these ladies were married or involved with someone else, and I bet at least one or two were much younger than I should take notice of, but the display was impressive nonetheless.
Unfortunately, even providing a “target-rich environment” I was unable to introduce myself to any of these ladies. “Accidentally” bumping carts, or feigning interest in products for which I have no interest or knowledge (just what does one do with a pillow sham anyway?) seemed too phony to work. In the future could you carry magazines or dvds which provide better methods for meeting these women? I’d greatly appreciate it.
Have you ever considered sponsoring a Singles Night?
Best Regards,
Paulie [eatl/ga]
I assume your letter is referring to the Target at the Edgewood retail district? If so, I’ve written them many letters about sponsoring a singles night with no reply. I’m counting on your open letter to work.
Yes, I was at the one in Edgewood. I was so distracted by the girls that I nearly forgot why I went to Target to begin with.
Wait, so, men actually try to meet women this way?
By going to Target? Sure, why not.
By bumping into carts and feigning interest? I guess, I’ve never had the ability to make the effort.
Many eons ago, in my twenties, a guy got behind me in the line at the supermarket and started talking to me. Turned out that I worked with someone he knew. He didn’t ask me my number in the store, but he called the mutual acquaintance and got it that way. I was impressed and went on a date with him. It didn’t go past that one date, but it just shows that it never hurts to start up a conversation!
Unfortunately for me I have never been one of the guys who has attracted women. Therefore I am rather reticent to attempt to “cold call” women. Some call it lack of confidence, I call it recalling all of my past history…
These two statements seem to me to contradict each other. If you’ve never ‘cold called’, then how do you know if your one of those guys who attacts women? I’m just sayin.
I have made efforts in the past which have not worked. Also I have spent enough time in social situations (read “bars, parties, whatnot”) and have never once had a woman introduce herself to me and try to start a conversation. I don’t think that this happens to guys who attract women.
Have you tried forcefully placing a traditional Kazakh wedding sack over the head of your chosen bride?
I saw that in a movie once. It almost worked.
Kidnapping? Bridenapping? There’s a technique that I had not considered….