Monthly Archives: March 2007

The Only Thing Running Is My Nose

This is a rare instance that I admit that what you are about to read (at least this first section) was written last night… You know that dementia which leads you to believe that it’s a good idea to steal … Continue reading

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Hamme(red)

That’s how I spent the majority of the weekend. The drink was my friend and enemy this weekend, and I think the pollen finally hit me as well. If I Seem Quiet My day is completely scheduled today. I am … Continue reading

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I Think What I Am Missing Is A Thing Called “Discipline”

I admit that I am lazy and that unless something monumental changes in my life I will probably never see the inside of a gym or run alone again. I contemplated riding my bike last night but the threat of … Continue reading

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If Only I Had An Addiction To Sex Instead

I’d be so much thinner. Once again I am trying to kick my food and alcohol addiction. Don’t wash your cars today because I’ve packed a gym bag (gasp!); that’s a sure indicator that it will rain today. Boy Behaving … Continue reading

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Twenty Minute Commute?

Years ago my friends and I would joke that you could get anywhere in Atlanta in twenty minutes, as long as you picked the right time to travel. I guess leaving my house at 5:30am was the right time because … Continue reading

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Is “Scone” A Euphemism For “Stale Biscuit”?

I stopped at the Caribou coffee across from the office this morning. Along with a fancy coffee I purchased a low-fat cranberry orange scone. It was the driest morning breakfast treat ever. I Took Me An Hour To Make My … Continue reading

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But My Body Thinks It’s 7:30am

Don’t Call Me The Weather Man I spent the majority of this weekend indoors. A month ago I signed up for a studio lighting photography class because I gambled that the weekend March weather would be cold, rainy, or both. … Continue reading

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And The Lightbulb Goes On

The Enemy Within I have always know that I am my own worst enemy. Yesterday that fact was driven home with clarity. Stacy, Phil, and I were joined by another of our hashing friends Steve (Davy Crochet) at Taco Mac … Continue reading

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Illfitting And Illogical

Today I am “dressed up.” To do so is one of those crazy goals of mine. However as I sit in my chair writing this I realize why I don’t do this more often, or maybe why I should possibly … Continue reading

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I’ve Got Friends In Slow Places

Hey all, I’m back. Last Night’s Winning Mega Ball Numbers 16-22-29-39-42, and the Mega Ball was 20 Why I Don’t Buy Lottery Tickets The odds of winning the Mega Millions jackpot are about 1 in 176 million. And The Saddest … Continue reading

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