Welcome To Detox Tuesday

Do You Believe In Christmas Miracles?
Yesterday’s Eagles v. Cowboys game didn’t play out nearly the way I wanted it to, but…. I now introduce to you the League Champions of my Fantasy Football league the East Atlanta Deadbeat Dads! WoooooooHoooooooo!

My 6-7 Double D’s beat the 11-2 League Juggernaut Colorbar by a final score of 93.86 to 81.68.

Twas The Morning After Christmas
Twas the morning after Christmas
And all through my head
Was pounding and fogginess
That made me wish that I was dead

Again I awoke from a slumber
Thinking aloudly to myself
Why I felt it necessary
To drink every alcohol on the shelf

I had arrived at Betsy’s at 10am
To eat Tweety Bird waffles was the plan
However soon after Prosecco, champagne and beer
Were poured from bottle and can

As the morning turned to night
We surfed to YouTube and removed our sneakers
Where Blondie, Bon Jovi and Scorpions
Were blasted through the computer speakers

“Load faster!”
At the computer we shouted
Our love for 80s hairbands
Could not be doubted

We sang and danced with delight
Completely filling our bodies with booze
We even managed to banish the horrible memories
Of watching “The Christmas Shoes”

Twelve hours after my arrival
I managed to retire to my couch
Fully knowing that on Tuesday morning
The first word I would utter would be “Ouch!”

I hope that everyone had as much fun as I did at Christmas.
Thanks Betsy!

ITP Flickr Pic
This is Reese, my friend Betsy’s dog.

Reese can’t understand why humans are so stupid.

And now for some ideas stolen from LiveJournal…
Current Mood – rough
Current Music – Sirius Satellite Radio, Channel 26 playing Pavement — “Father To A Sister Of Thought”
Website Of The Day – Reese probably doesn’t understand why cats like the Wii either. Don’t believe me? Go check out Wii Kitties.
Training Target – don’t know
Exercise (b)Log – none

Cheers,
Paulie [eatl/ga]