Monthly Archives: December 2004

Citizens of Tucker, Georgia I am sooo sorry. Last night was the annual Moonlight Hash House Harriers and Harriettes Tacky Light Tour during which we unleased our untrained vocal cords on Tucker. Each year this hash picks a neighborhood and … Continue reading →

I hate fast food establishments. However, for some reason I like Taco Bell. Maybe because it’s so cheap, maybe because I go so infrequently the “New Item” is different every time, or maybe I just like bad Mexican food. It’s … Continue reading →

While not nearly as impressive as beating swords into plowshares, this morning I temporarily turned my laptop into a writing board. It’s Christmastime, which must mean that I am tardy sending out my Christmas cards to relatives and friends. So, … Continue reading →

The sign on Supreme Fish Delight read “Now Serving Breakfast.” Ewwwww. If not for a strong will and and iron-clad stomach I may have lost it all this morning. Maybe the sign affected me greatly because I was driving to … Continue reading →

Argh!!!! My efforts to lose weight before buying a suit for Kevin’s wedding have failed. In fact, they have backfired and I have gained weight. Booooo!!! Hisssss!!! My weight gain is not a mystery — my Hand-To-Mouth disease continues (read … Continue reading →

I rarely go to see medium-to-big concerts these days. My live music has been limited to bars. It’s not because I don’t like the bands coming here, it’s because I hate getting gouged by Ticketmaster. Let’s face it, Pearl Jam … Continue reading →

Talk about differences… ITP went OTP this weekend, to Raleigh NC to be specific. Normally I hop into the Jackmobile (as in carjack) and take the six-hour drive. I love driving. Seriously, I do. I get to set my own … Continue reading →

It’s Me! 

I have long believed that girls are evil. Hey, it’s not *my* fault they don’t find me attractive!!! Anyway, yesterday someone sent The Proof which validates my belief. The Proof: 1) It has long been said that Girls require Time … Continue reading →

Ask ten Atlantans what they hate most about our city, and at least eight will respond “the traffic.” So, I find it strange that in fewer than twenty-four hours I have experienced a truly crappy ride leaving work, and an … Continue reading →